WWE RAW Report
February 24, 2003
Bischoff wants the spotlight on a bigger star, the biggest star in the WWE, the biggest star in the history of this industry. A video of a helicopter’s flyover plays, finally flying over a building which emits light that fades into the face of… The Rock! The Rock comes out, with new video and music. He surveys the crowd and then walks into the Raw ring, to a mixed reaction to say the least. Finally, The Rock has come back to Toron… Toron… To run his mouth on all our candy asses. The Rock is on Raw because last night, The Rock did Vince McMahon a favor by whipping the red and yellow candyass. Vince then did The Rock a favor by granting Rock anything he wanted, and Rock said he wanted to go on Raw in Toronto. It was here in Toronto that it all started. The biggest travesty in the industry went down right here, when the People turned on the People’s Champion. Last year at WrestleMania, 68,000 mothercanuckers turned on him. Did you think The Rock was just going to forget? It doesn’t matter what the people think! There is one thing that bothered The Rock more than that. At Raw’s Tenth Anniversary, the people didn’t vote for The Rock as Superstar of the Decade. They voted for Stone Cold Steve Austin. Everybody loves Stone Cold. The Rock doesn’t love Stone Cold. As a matter of fact, Stone Cold Steve Austin is nothing, and The Rock means nothing, compared to The Rock. There is only one true Superstar of the Decade, one Superstar of the Millenia: the jabroni-beatin, pie-eatin, trail-blazin, eyebrow-raisin, better than any Canuck, hottest thing to hit Canada because the Maple Leafs suck! If you don’t believe that, then believe this: The Rock is going to come into the big Battle Royal tonight, whip some ass, and become the World Champion at WrestleMania. If ya smell what the Rock–Rock stops and tells everyone that they have lost their sing-along privilege.Canada can take all their boos and shove them straight up their maple syrup sucking asses–is cooking. Fade Out.
In the back, Rock in on the phone, saying that if Stone Cold doesn’t like what he said tonight then he can say something about it next week. Rock takes a guitar and starts playing. “Ever since the Rock came into town, everyone has tried to bring him down. Canadians have no class. That’s why they can kiss the People’s Ass.” Hurricane comes in, saying that The Rck used to be an idol, an icon, loved by millions and millions. But tonight, he trashed the people. Wassupwitdat? Rock asks who in the green hell Hurricane is. He sees the green shirt with an H and a mask and realizes that it’s the Hamburgler. No, no, it’s the Hurricane. He tells Hurricane that every single superhero could whoop his ass, even Aquaman. Helms knows one hero he could definately beat: The Scorpion King. After all, Brendan Frazer beat the Scorpion King. Helms asks if Rock can fly, because the Hurricane is going to send his ass flying over the rope tonight.
20-Man Royal Rumble -In the arena, the Y2J Countdown hits 0.00 and Jericho comes out. Jamal and Rosie come out. Rob Van Dam comes out. But we of course go to commercial. As we return, Maven enters a ring that is filled with wrestlers. Test enters, causing Jerihco and Christian to leave the ring. The Rock comes out and runs into the ring, and most of the wrestlers immediately converge on him. Christian immediately tosses Test out. Test runs back in, and Jericho runs out of the ring, and through the crowd, apparently eliminating himself. Van Dam goes up top and sidekicks Jamal off the apron, eliminating him. Rosie tosses Jeff Hardy over the top, but Jeff grabs the ropes and comes back in. Everyone continues beating on each other, with RVD almost eliminating Storm, but Storm rolls back inside. Tommy Dreamer gets eliminated by The Rock, as does Maven. Rock finally gets a chance to breathe as everyone else is occupied. Stevie Richards tries to eliminate Van Dam, but RVD elbows him and gets back in the ring. Jeff Hardy is now close to eliminating Rock, but Rock is holding on. Steiner eliminates Stevie Richards. Steiner starts taking it to Rock, but can’t get him over. The Evolution team up to eliminate RVD. Al Snow gets knocked onto the ropes, and Batista clotheslines him off, eliminating him. Hurricane sidesteps Rodney Mack, tossing him out. The Rock goes to eliminate Hurricane, but Helms fires back, going for the chokeslam, but Rock low blows him and eliminating him. Booker tries to eliminate Rock, but Rock goes through the middle ropes. He pulls Booker out under the ropes, so both men are still legal while they battle outside. Rock realizes he can just walk around outside and relax, and then he walks up the ring and joins the announce team. He announces that he’s just being smart, waiting unti lthe time is right to return. Meanwhile, Scott Steiner eliminates Jeff Hardy and Randy Orton, but then Booker eliminates Steiner. The only men left are Lance Storm, Rosie, Kane, Booker, Christian, and The Rock. Lance whips Rosie into Kane, while Christian chokes Booker. Rosie runs into Kane, while Lance joins Christian in trying to eliminate Booker. Kane sidesteps Rosie and clotheslines him over the top. Lance tries to take on Kane, hitting a back elbow. Lance leaps from the second rope, but Kane catches him and tosses him out. Kane turns and chokeslams Booker T, but Christian attacks from behind. Rock runs down the ramp, joining Kane, Christian, and Booker as the Final Four. Kane boots Christian down, while Rock waits outside. Christian jumps on Kane’s back. Rock gets in the ring and flips Kane over the ropes, who takes Christian with him on his back. It’s down to Rock and Booker. Rock goes to pick Booker up, but Booker explodes with punches and chops. Rock comes back with a DDT. He picks up Booker and looks for the Rock Bottom, but Booker turns and whips Rock right over the top! Booker T is the #1 Contender at WrestleMania! End Show.
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